Yo mama’s so hairy…

- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower. – Yo mama’s so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. – Yo mama’s so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock. – Yo mama’s so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on. – Yo mama’s so hairy, she has afros on her nipples. – Yo mama’s so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth. – Yo mama’s so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker. – Yo mama’s so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds. – Yo mama’s so hairy, when she spreads her legs ,the first thing that comes to my mind is “We’re going to Bush Gardens.”