A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall, but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks, the two went back to the tall woman’s apartment.

“I can’t imagine what it will be like making love to a midget,” said the woman, “especially with the size difference and all.”

“Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs, and close your eyes,” said the midget.

The woman did as she was told, and soon she felt the biggest thing she had ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes, the woman had climaxed eight times.

“If you think was good,” said the midget with a smirk, “just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!”