One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, ”Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn’t there!”

”I know!” the next woman says, ”Last night my husband said he was going to his brother’s house but when I called he wasn’t there.”

The third woman says, ”I always know where my husband is.”

”Impossible!” both women say, ”He has you completely fooled!”

”Oh no,” says the woman. ”I’m a widow.”