John asked his wife, Mary, what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new mink coat?” he asked.

“Not really,” said Mary.

“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” said John.

“No,” she responded.

“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggested.

She again rejected his offer. “Well what would you like for our anniversary?” John asked.

“John, I’d like a divorce,” answered Mary.

“Sorry, I wasn’t planning to spend that much,” said John.