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Dumb Alabama Laws




  • Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
  • Incestuous marriages are legal.
  • It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
  • It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
  • You may not drive barefooted.
  • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
  • It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
  • Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
  • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
  • It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
  • You must have windshield wipers on your car.
  • You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
  • Masks may not be worn in public.
  • Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce.
  • However, this provision does not apply to men.
  • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
  • You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
  • No person may spit on the floor of a church.
  • It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.
  • Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
  • If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
  • It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
  • Women may not wear a ‘lewd dress’ in public.
  • No one may use a ‘funk ball’ within the city limits.
  • Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
  • No person within the city may possess confetti.
  • It is illegal to spit orange peels on the sidewalk.
  • ‘Spray String’ is banned.
  • Most locales do not have this problem, but Mobile found it necessary to ban bicycles from the interstate highways.
  • If one wishes to read palms in the city, they must first pay $10 for a permit.
  • It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.
  • It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.
  • It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
  • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
  • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
  • It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
  • Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
  • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
  • Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
  • It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
  • You must have windshield wipers on your car.
  • You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
  • Masks may not be worn in public.
  • Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
  • You may not drive barefooted.
  • It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
  • It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
  • Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
  • Incestous marriages are legal.
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