Top Ten Ways to Know You Bought A Second-Rate Death Star

1. It has a central exhaust port just below the main port.

2. It is not a fully armed and operational battle station.

3. It won’t go into hyperspace unless you yell, ‘Engage!’

4. It has the ability to destroy a planet, but it is still insignificant next to the power of the force.

5. It was designed by NASA.

6. Every corridor leads to a large, bottomless pit.

7. The Jawas sold it to you at a loss.

8. The ‘Intel Inside’ sticker is starting to peel off.

9. It has NCC-1701 painted on it.

10. One word: Outgassing!