George comes home very late, and very drunk, and his wife is waiting for him at the door. She says, “You’ve been out fucking around, haven’t you?”
He says, “Nope.”
She says, “Then explain the lipstick on your shirt.”
He says, “That’s easy. I used my shirt to wipe off my dick.”
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