�WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger
�WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet
�WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error – Your mistake is now in every file
�WinErr: 004 Erronious error – Nothing is wrong
�WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted – System confused
�WinErr: 006 Malicious error – Desqview found on drive
�WinErr: 007 System price error – Inadeqaute money spent on hardware
�WinErr: 008 Broken window – Watch out for glass fragments
�WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered – God knows what has happened
�WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow – Mailbox full
�WinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space – Free at least 50MB
�WinErr: 00C Memory hog error – More Ram needed. More! More! More!
�WinErr: 00D Window closed – Do not look outside
�WinErr: 00E Window open – Do not look inside
�WinErr: 00F Unexplained error – Please tell us how this happened
�WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
�WinErr: 013 Unexpected error – Huh?
�WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked – Try anything you can think of.
�WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error – System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.
�WinErr: 019 User error – Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
�WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten – Please reinstall all your
software. We are terribly sorry.
�WinErr: 01B Illegal error – You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that
�WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error – Uncertainty may be inadeqaute.
�WinErr: 01D System crash – We are unable to figure out our own code.
�WinErr: 01E Timing error – Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
�WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers
�WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes – Remaining errors will be lost.
�WinErr: 042 Virus error – A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automaticly be closed and the virus will be activated again.
�WinErr: 079 Mouse not found – A mouse driver has not been installed.
Please click the left mouse button to continue.
�WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow – Too many errors encountered. Next errors will not be displayed or recorded.
�WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
�WinErr: 683 Time out error – Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure
�WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory – Only 50,312,583 Bytes available