WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger

WinErr 002: No Error – Yet

WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error – Your mistake is now in every file

WinErr 004: Erroneous error – Nothing is wrong

WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted – System confused

WinErr 006: Malicious error – Desqview found on drive

WinErr 007: System price error – Inadequate money spent on hardware

WinErr 008: Broken window – Watch out for glass fragments

WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered – God knows what has happened

WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow – Mailbox full

WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space – Free at least 50MB

WinErr 00C: Memory hog error – More Ram needed. More! More! More!

WinErr 00D: Window closed – Do not look outside

WinErr 00E: Window open – Do not look inside

WinErr 00F: Unexplained error – Please tell us how this happened

WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

WinErr 011: Window open – Do not look outside

WinErr 012: Window closed – Do not look inside

WinErr 013: Unexpected error – Huh ?

WinErr 014: Keyboard locked – Try anything you can think of.

WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error – System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows license is not valid anymore

WinErr 019: User error – Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

WinErr 01A: Operating system overwritten – Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.

WinErr 01B: Illegal error – You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.

WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error – Uncertainty may be inadequate.

WinErr 01D: System crash – We are unable to figure out our own code.

WinErr 01E: Timing error – Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.

WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

WinErr 020: Error recording error codes – Additional errors will be lost.

WinErr 042: Virus error – A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.

WinErr 079: Mouse not found – A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.

WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow – Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.

WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

WinErr 683: Time out error – Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.

WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory – Only 50,312,583 Bytes available