For starters, you’d be able to surf in South Dakota.

Wouldn’t have to hear that garbage Aerosmith song anymore.

The one dinosaur on the planet (here’s a clue..he’s purple) would be extinct.

We’d miss out on Tony Danza’s or Jenny McCarthy’s next sitcom.

Puts a major damper on that Molly Hatchet/Judas Priest reunion tour.

Pretty good chance that the Gorditas Dog from the Taco Bell commercials wouldn’t survive.

There’d be no more movies on the topic, that’s for sure