1. want to know God’s thoughts… the rest are details.
Albert Einstein
2. An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
M.K. Gandhi
3. Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.
Dr. Napoleon Hill
4. Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark Twain
5. Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
Samuel Johnson
6. Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Mark Twain
7. If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Mother Teresa
8. Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl – no superior alternative has yet been found.
Sir Winston Churchill
9. A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
William James
10. A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right
Thomas Paine
11. A love affair with knowledge will never end in heartbreak.
Michael Garrett Marino
12. Before God we are all equally wise – and equally foolish.
Albert Einstein
13. Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
14. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Sir Winston Churchill
15. In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr.
16. The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.
George Bernard Shaw
17. We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Friedrich Nietzsche
18. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte
19. Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
H. G. Wells
20. Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
21. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
22. I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
Thomas Alva Edison
23. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
James Branch Cabell
24. Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Jimmy Durante
25. A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
26. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Arthur Schopenhauer
27. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
Will Durant
28. When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
Friedrich Nietzsche
29. Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Jean-Paul Sartre
30. It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Oscar Wilde
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April 10th, 2008 at 6:36 pm #Deviant
“Killing under the cloak of war is the same as murder”
`Albert Einstein`
April 27th, 2009 at 7:58 am #Dany
I also remember when a 15 year old wanted to marry to American man because American men were good looking and handsome. But, President Obama didn‘t fulfill her desire. Mr. President broke his promise by forcing her to marry a short Cambodian guy immediatly after he won US presidential election. I think Martin Luther King was right in remembering, but acting like forgetting the past like President Obama is also very crucial to learn.