This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face, “I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had,” he says. “What makes you say that?” asks the woman.

“Well, every time we did it, I couldn’t help notice how it made your toes curl,” he explains.

“Oh,” says the woman, “that was just because most men wait to take off my pantyhose first.”