“This is my tryout for Nascar.”

“I’ve got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing.”

“That McDonald’s offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!”

“I’m trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut on MTV.”

“Cause those Gorditas rule.”

“Uh-Oh..Wapner’s on…I’m an excellent driver.”

“Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go.”

“Umm..I’m drunk?”

“Trying to outrun the radio signal that is playing that lousy Alannis Morisette “Uninvited” song!”