Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”

Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.

Does an extensive search for cavities…dental and body.

He…ummm..licks his tools clean.

Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.

When you come to from being under the gas, he’s quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.

Wears a necklace made of human teeth.

Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.

Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he’ll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.