There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.
Well, here’s the answer: It’s simple. nobody bothered to check the oil.
Didn’t know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.
All the oil is in Alaska, Texas, and Oklahoma,
and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
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December 23rd, 2008 at 7:33 pm #Ariel
I’ll tell you why we ran out: The politicians are tools of the fossil fuel lobby. We have based our economy on dirty, polluting energy, and we refuse to invest in a large scale shift to RENEWABLE energy. Oil, coal, natural gas, etc. are non-renewable (and release sulfur oxides, nitrogen oxides, carbon oxides, led, mercury, etc) and will eventually run out, so why not begin using cleaner energy now?
We ran out of oil because the U.S. has less than 2% of the world’s oil to start with. Yes, we need to end our dependence on foreign oil, but more importantly we need to end our dependence on ALL oil.