So you think your life is bad…
Just think how bad the life of an egg is…
You only get laid once
You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with
11 other guys
And the only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother
Now don’t you feel better?
Hell no!
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