Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren’t you?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the stuffing too!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot more than I should have!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Diana.
Diana who?
Diana thirst too!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
General Lee.
General Lee who?
General Lee I don’t either!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sid.
Sid who?
Sid down. It’s time to eat!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all the food!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nother napkin.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Arron you having more cranberry sauce?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don eat all the stuffing, I want some more!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more sweet potatoes?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wil Ma make lots of food again this Thanksgiving?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up! I’m starved!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time to eat isn’t it?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Odette.
Odette who?
Odette’s a big turkey!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip a big plate and dig in!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis plate up too!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma real pig when it comes to eating Turkey!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther any more gravy?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma dinner’s gone. May I have dessert?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda piece of pumpkin pie?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Alva.
Alva who?
Alva nother piece please!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier fork for dessert.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers!
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