A blonde, a brunette and a readhead are stuck on an island. For years and years they live there, until one day they find a magic lamp. They rub and rub and sure enough out comes a genie. The genie says “since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one.”

The brunette goes first, “I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life– I just want to go home” … POOF she is gone.

The the red head makes her wish “This place sucks, I want to go home too” … POOF she is gone.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie says to her “My dear what is the matter, “I wish my friends were here” … POOF!!!