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Something Fishy




One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a fishing reel for his birthday. After selecting one, she inquired as to its cost.

The owner replied, “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I’m blind and cannot see what reel you have. If you drop it on the floor, I’ll recognize it and be of more help.” So she did just that.

After hearing it hit the floor, the owner said, “That’s the Johnson Model
9400. It’ll be $40.00.”

The woman decided to take it so she went to pick it up off the floor. Upon bending over, she let rip a stinky, sqeaky fart. The owner rang up the sale and said, “That’ll be fifty dollars.”

Fifty dollars?!?!” the woman exclaimed. “You just told me that is was forty dollars a moment ago!”

“Yes, I did”, said the owner, “But that was for the reel. The duck call is another $7.50 and the stink bait is $2.50.”

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