* “Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?” — Asked of a waitress.
* “Just the chicken.” — The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup.
* “Would you like cream and sugar with that?” — Asked by a waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.

* “Do you want cheese on that?” — Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.
* “You want fries with that?” — Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.
* “Do you want onions on that?” — A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola.
* “Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?”
* “Do you get rice with your fried rice?”
* “I’m sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs.” — A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub.
* “Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?” — A waitress.
* “Which of these coffees did you want with cream and sugar?” — Asked of a customer who had ordered two coffees, one with cream and sugar and one without.
* “Do you want that in a bag?” — Asked of a customer who ordered coffee to go.
* “Is this for here or to go?” — Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through window.
* “What’s the difference between the 1/4 pounder and the 1/3 pounder?”
* “What’s the difference?” — Asked of a waitress when asked if the customer would like breadsticks with or without cheese.
* “Sir, we only have one thousand island dressing.” — A waitress, when asked for two thousand island dressings.
* “How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?”
* “How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?”
* “Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?”
* “Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?”
* “Would you like the sale price?” — A fast food worker, asking how a customer would like to pay for his order of two special sandwiches.
* “That’s not an animal. It’s a mammal.” — Cafeteria worker serving shrimp at a public high school.
* “Does your ice cream contain dairy products?” — A customer at the drive-through of a fast food restaurant.
* “Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls — do they have ham in them?” — A customer at a bakery cafe.
* “Don’t you guys have them 99 cent Whoppers?” — Asked of a Taco Bell cashier.
* “This is to go.” — Commonly said by customers at drive-through windows.
* “I’d like a large Pepsi pizza.” — A customer ordering pizza over the phone. After saying this, the customer was heard saying to someone else with him, “Wait, Chuck, is that right?”