Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!

I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you –it’s against my morals to attack an unarmed person.

Are your parents cousins?

Your teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.

Nice face…what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?

Oh my God, look at you! Anyone else hurt in the accident?

What other problems do you have besides being unemployed, a moron and a dork?

Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder?