An old Indian chief reached his 105th birthday and was interviewed by a young history grad student. The student asked, “Chief Two Eagles, you have observed the white man for more that 95 years.
You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances.
You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The student continued, “Considering this long history and all these events, what is your opinion of the white man’s progress?”

The Chief stared at the student for a long time and then calmly replied …..
“When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
There were no taxes,
No debt, plenty of buffalo, and plenty of beaver.
Women did all the work, The medicine man was free.
An Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing and all night having sex.”
Then the chief leaned back and smiled …..
“Only white man is dumb enough to think he could improve a system like that.”