Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book

1. I Suck At My Job

2. What Really Goes Down In The White House

3. How I Blew It In Washington

4. You Have to Work Hard to Find the Softer Side of the President

5. Clear and Present Boner

6. Testing the Limits of the Gag Rule

7. Going Back for Gore

8. Podium Girl

9. Secret Services to the President

10. Harass is Not Two Words: The Story of Bill Clinton

11. Deep Inside The Oval Office

12. The Congressional Study on White House Intern Positions

13. She’s Chief of MY Staff!

14. Al Gore Is In Command For The Next 30 Minutes

15. How To Beat Off the Government

16. Going Down and Moving Up

17. Members of the Presidential Cabinet

18. Me and My Big Mouth

19. How To Get Ahead in Business