A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “ONE CENT – that’s awesome!” exclaimed the guy.

So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with the works?”

“Certainly, sir, “replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money.” “How much money?” inquires the guy. “4 cents,” replies the bartender.

“FOUR cents!” exclaims the guy… “Where’s the Guy who owns this place?”

The bartender replies, “Upstairs with my wife.” The guy says, “What’s he doing with your wife?”

The bartender replies… “Same as I’m doing to his business!”