A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- “you can’t patent a peach, the peach has already been patented!”

And the farmer says, “Oh no. Not THIS kind of peach. Go ahead, try it!” So the patent officer takes a bite, and then- “oh, wow! This is so good! It tastes like- blackberry pie!”

And the farmer says “Yeah, and Do you like vanilla ice cream?
Well then you gotta flip it over & try the other side”.
So the patent officer does and he’s like-
“Man! that really does taste like vanilla ice cream!
I can’t believe it!”

So then the farmer looks around a bit and lowers his voice almost to a whisper, and says: “Psst! Have you ever tasted pussy?” “Oh yeah, I’ve eaten plenty of pussy!” “And you like it, right?” “Yeah I LOVE the taste of pussy” says the patent officer, starting to get excited.

The farmer says, “OK, then take a bite, right there” So the patent officer takes this HUGE bite, and then his eyes widen & he spits it out all over the place.
“Oh, Yuck! That tasted like SHIT!” & the farmer says “shoot,…
I’m sorry- flip it over & try the other side!”