Encyclopedia of Humor

1) Three women – a German, a Jew and a polack – all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn’t tell which baby belonged to which mother.
After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem. He walked into the nursery and lined up the three infants in a row. He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, “Heil Hitler!” Read More…

Some guy went to gun-shop:
- I want a gun.
- What kind of gun would you like?
- This one! – and he points at the biggest gun in the shop.
- May i ask what would you like to shoot at?
- Cans…
- What kind of cans?
- Jamai-cans!!!

There was a boy who had to use an outhouse and he hated it sooo bad. One day it started to rain really hard and it got the bank all slippery and wet so he decided to push it off. He did it and later that night his father asked him if he pushed off the outhouse.

Son: “Yes.”
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