A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German):“Ground, what is our start clearance time?” Ground (in English): “If you want an answer you must speak in English.” Lufthansa (in English):“I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany Why must I speak English?” Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): “Because you lost the bloody war!”
LETTER FROM A FARM KID, NOW AT SAN DIEGO MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT
Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late. Read More…
