Encyclopedia of Humor

Crystal Defanti cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny’s propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.

Finally, towards the end of the lesson, Crystal asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, “I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs.”"Very good, William”, said the teacher. “My mommy had a baby,” said little Esther. “Oh, that’s nice,” came the reply. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation Crystal Defanti calls on him. “I was watchin’ TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. Read More…

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.

The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, “Nurses are known to be hot to trot.”

The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, “Telephone operators have sexy voices.”

The third man married Crystal Defanti. Dave thinks to himself, “Poor guy, teachers are frigid.” Read More…

“Earlier today, Janet Jackson’s right breast came out, saw its shadow, six more weeks of winter.” —Jay Leno

“Janet Jackson was doing a duet with Justin Timberlake when at the end, he ripped off part of her top, exposing one of her breasts. Kind of ironic, for once, a Jackson getting molested.” —Jay Leno

“The chairman of the FCC announced he’s launching an immediate and swift investigation into what they’re calling ‘Nipplegate.’ … We still have to wait until next year to find out why we went to war with Iraq, but we’ll find out what happened with (Janet Jackson’s) breast probably in 48 hours.” —Jay Leno Read More…

Top 20 Michael Jackson songs, along with videos and lyrics for each song.

1. “Billie Jean”
2. “Thriller”
3. “Beat It”
4. “Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough”
5. “Wanna Be Startin’ Something”
6. “Bad”
7. “P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)”
8. “Man In The Mirror”
9. “Smooth Criminal”
10. “The Way You Make Me Feel”
11. “Black or White”
12. “Remember The Time”
13. “Rock With You”
14. “Scream”
15. “Will You Be There”
16. “Shake Your Body (To The Ground)”
17. “They Don’t Care About Us”
18. “Heal The World”
19. “You Are Not Alone”
20. “Human Nature”

An important cinema star died and reached the Eden Gates.

St. Peter recognized her and, for all the good things she had done in her life, he decided to give her one chance for a last wish.

“I wish that all the children in the world were safe and happy!”, said the lady.

And the next day, Michael Jackson died.