Life is short and so is money.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Divide and conquer.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Being cool, is not trying to be cool.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so.
Rules without relationship equals rebellion.
No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.
Honesty is the best policy.
If you see something you like, take it and make it better.
If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.
The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.
A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.
I’m serious; it was only a joke.
One drop of ink may make a million think.
I only work to enjoy when I am not working.
Posted in: Funny Quotes
August 13th, 2008 at 1:10 am #Eldhose
Superb ///
especially the last one “I only work to enjoy when I am not working”
January 6th, 2009 at 11:37 am #anon
der reali good especailly dese:A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.&&One drop of ink may make a million think.
March 10th, 2009 at 7:35 pm #susie
this to shell pass….
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:18 am #nigek
The last one(^^,)
June 14th, 2009 at 12:01 am #Humored three
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
July 17th, 2009 at 1:04 am #maigan
love is like an hour glass, as the heart fills, the brain empties… MAIGAN<3
July 22nd, 2009 at 6:30 am #Ann
i like Maigan quote..jaja!
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:00 am #bchara
the more you try hard to look smart the more ignored you will be… so keep your mouth shut and get to serious work, then people will see it themselves
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:52 pm #Master Mind
DON’T BREED OR BUY
WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE.
INSTEAD, OPT TO ADOPT!
November 15th, 2009 at 11:52 am #678AJ
i think its a good page
I love:
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together
xx
January 10th, 2010 at 12:56 am #rit'ss
you see what is power-holding someone else’s fear in your hand and showing it to them.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:38 am #fattaneh
I just loved all . Thanks & good luck !
February 9th, 2010 at 2:20 am #locky
Don’t tell God how big your problems are.Tell your problems how big God is.
February 9th, 2010 at 2:20 am #locky
Once a friend of mine asked me where God was from, I responded, “Well, since he made everything, I’m guessing China.”
March 16th, 2010 at 12:00 am #Majid Khan
if i could give you one thing in life,I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how much special you are to me.
April 14th, 2010 at 11:49 pm #SULABH
Read not only to pass the exam but to get knowledge.
April 14th, 2010 at 11:50 pm #SULABH
A WISE MAN DONT NEED AN ADVICE BUT A FOOLISH MAN DONT TAKE IT. BECAREFUL
May 4th, 2010 at 8:45 am #thanks for ur posts
honesty is the best policy;liars prosper
June 30th, 2010 at 7:02 am #shubham
n1 quotes and sayings worth readin…:)especially the last one …the best of ol.
July 14th, 2010 at 1:38 am #sineesh
life is full of surprises.
August 23rd, 2010 at 5:34 am #dinesh
hmm….
vry nice…..