An 80 year woman married an 85-year-old man. After about six months

together, the woman wasn’t feeling well and she went to her doctor.

The doctor examined and said, “Congratulations Mrs. Jones, you’re going

to be a mother.”

“Get serious doctor, I’m 80.”

“I know,” said the doctor, “This morning, I would have said it was

impossible, but this afternoon you are a medical miracle.”

“I’ll be darned,” she replied and stormed out of the office. She walked

down the hall and around the corner to where the telephones were. In a

rage, she dialed her husband.

“Hello” she heard in his familiar halting voice.

She screamed, “You rotten SOB. You got me pregnant!”

There was a pause on the line. Finally, her husband answered, “Who’s

calling please?.”