A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:

Red…………cherry,”

Yellow………lemon,”
Green……….lime,”
Orange ……..orange,”

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

“Well,”she said, “I’ll give you all a clue; It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
Oh My God!!!! They’re @$$hole$!