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If you become the “best friend” this is what will become of you.




A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way.
This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we’re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we’re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn’t work out, we’ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

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4 Responses to “If you become the “best friend” this is what will become of you.”

  1. March 16th, 2008 at 5:59 am #korky

    nice one :)

  2. April 10th, 2008 at 6:36 pm #Jaded

    So very, very, very true… >__<

  3. April 20th, 2009 at 9:51 am #Dany

    If I were the girl, I‘ll probably take him as my first priority because he‘s my close malefriend. Anyhow, I‘ve known him more clearly than other men. The time that needs to be close is not short because it takes to learn. To throw a long time friendship that we had built a long time is not worthy of our both agony and sweat. Only a stupid creature would do that.

  4. April 20th, 2009 at 9:59 am #Dany

    I meant to throw away a long time friendship that we had built a long time is not worthy of our agony and sweat.

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