A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, “IS THAT YOU LORD?”
The voice replied, “NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK.”
Posted in: Blonde Jokes
April 30th, 2009 at 10:44 am #daynara carman
one day three blondes came up to a guy they thought was hot and the first girl said do you like my hair he said yes she said she had died it brown the day before the second girl went up to the guy and said well do you like my hair and he said yes as well then she said mine is died red the third girl walks up to the guy and says do you like my hair and he says no and she says why its natural and as she say “its natural ” she wipes her hand up from her lip and up her nose and into her hair then she said green is just my natural color it works for me