It’s dark when you drive to and from work.
You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.
Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
You learn about your layoff on CNN.
Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
Your supervisor hasn’t the ability to do your job assignment.
You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries’ annual budgets combined.
Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
Being sick is defined as can’t walk or you’re in the hospital.
All real work gets started after 5pm or on weekends.
10% of the people you work with (boss included) — knows what they do.
Vacation is something you rollover to next year.
Your relatives and family describe your job as “works with computers” or “does something with satellites”
You read this entire list and understood it.
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March 17th, 2008 at 8:59 pm #nitos
Im not a tech guy b/c im 16 years old but I do work on my families company and my relatives say “he works with some computer things”… well I always laugh at that!!
Great Post..
I wanna T-shirt that says “Im only here b/c my server its down” thats a shirt for a family reunion… dont you think!?? LOL
March 17th, 2008 at 9:19 pm #Sean
Your resume is on a Pen Drive in your pocket
March 17th, 2008 at 11:26 pm #hambo12
Hell yeah, I can identify with nearly every one of those list items! Good list!
March 17th, 2008 at 11:36 pm #Internet Marketing Strategies - Terry Reeves
I understood.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:33 pm #Austin
That’s not depressing. Not at all.
March 20th, 2008 at 4:14 am #Nix
Haha great article! Luv it!
April 4th, 2008 at 9:36 pm #Bill Vincent
I’m going to kill myself now. F’real.
I could have written this list myself from my current job.
Well done.
April 20th, 2008 at 12:11 pm #Kevin
Very funny post. Thanks for the chuckles!
April 21st, 2008 at 1:27 am #dazza
lol…“works with computers†or “does something with satellites†that is exactly what my family says…go 2000ms latency on a UHF SATCOM 5khz channel…with DAMA = 1kbps…lol…so please no huge power points in your attachments people…