- Growing old is mandatory: growing up is optional.
- Forget the health food, I need all the preservatives I can get!
- When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while your down there.
- Your getting very old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
- It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask the questions.
- Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
- Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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