Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

Honolulu
Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. (SEC. 10-1.2)

The Top 10 Things To Check The Salad Bar For BEFORE You Load Your Plate Up

Anything that’s moving.

Green Carrots.

Moldy Croutons.

Body parts.

Blood in the French Dressing.

A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.

I’ve seen the movie…they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!

Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.

How should I put this…let’s just that the sneeze guard didn’t do its job and there’s something phlegm related in the radishes.

The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. c0pyr|ghta!haj0k3s

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They’re too hard to peel.

Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

You may not fish on a camel’s back.

Boise
Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.

Pocatello
A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

A law passed in 1912 provided that “The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view.”

Contrary to what the lousy song says, Country Roads do NOT always take you home.

You dream of a life that will involve a paved road.

You grow tired of tourists stopping by, asking for directions to the state of “South Virginia”, and driving off in a fit of laughter.

You’re stuck with AM Radio…AM COUNTRY radio.

You’ve grown tired of seeing the group “Glass Tiger” at the local Acorn Festival each year.

The sheep won’t take your “abuse” anymore and they are planning a revolt.

Hayrides are still limited to just 10 mph.

The local theatre’s performance of “Les Miserables” left something, no A LOT, to be desired.

You’ve had it with those pesky revenuers destroying your stills of “shine”.

No matter how hard you try, your cows don’t appear receptive to chasing or catching that Frisbee.