An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears.

“Doctor, my memory’s gone. Gone! I can’t remember my wife’s name.
Can’t remember my children’s names. Can’t remember what kind of car I drive.
Can’t remember where I work. It was all I could do to find my way here!?!”

“Calm down sir! How long have you been like this?”

“Like what?”

Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring.”Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony.
Why don’t you try ‘playing doctor’ for an hour? That’s what I do,” said Irving.

“Sounds great,” Morris replied, “but how do you make it last for an hour?”

“That’s easy…just keep her in the waiting room for 59 minutes!”

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.

He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying,
“Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -
Either way, you get your dog back!”

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor. “Do you wash?” the doctor asked the smelly young girl.
“Oh, yes,” Mary answered. “Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and I wash up as far as possible.”

“Well,” the doctor concluded, “Go home and wash ‘possible’!!!”

Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.

So what’s the generic name for viagra?

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