Clinton: (C)razed (L)ow-class (I)diot (N)ow (T)aking (O)ver (N)ation

Clinton: (C)razy (L)iberal (I)ntent (O)n (N)eedlessly (T)rashing (O)ur (N)ation

Clinton: (C)learly (L)oose (I)nternal (N)avigation (T)echniques (O)ccupy (N)ever-Neverland

Clinton: (C)ompulsive (L)iar (I)s (N)ation’s (T)op (O)fficial (N)ow

Clinton: (C)omplete (L)oser (I)n (N)ow (T)errorizing (O)ur (N)ation

Hillary: (H)ighly (I)nexperienced (L)eft-liberal (A)cademic (R)ighteous (Y)uppies

Gore: (G)ennifer’s (O)nly (R)emaining (E)nterprise

Gore: (G)reatly (O)riented to (R)adical (E)cology

Gore: (G)reat (O)ne (R)egulating (E)verything

Oxymoron of the century:
Liberal Mastermind . . .
Whitewater Development

Bill Clinton . . . a good reason not to root for anyone playing Arkansas.

I don’t trust President Clinton or her husband.

The Clinton Administration: Stupid is as stupid does.

Democrats seem to think they have a monopoly on protest.

Bill Clinton virus – System makes lots of noise, but nothing happens.

[Post 1994 Election aftermath]
I hear that thousands of rafts overflowing with Democrats are washing up on the shores of Cuba.

“Bill and Hillary have provided the special prosecutor with every shred of evidence they have.” — Al Gore

President Bevis, Vice President Butthead
I thought that happened in November of 1992.

There was a line in George’s speech where he said I raised taxes one time and I lived to regret it. Bill Clinton did it 132 times and loved every minute.

“When Bill Clinton blows his taxophone, America will be singing the blues.” — George Bush

Clinton: “I will consult both sides of the issue on Free Trade.”
Reporter: “Uh, That would be you Governor Clinton!”

After seeing footage from the new movie “The Lion King,” I want to dedicate a movie to Bill Clinton. I’d like to call it “The Lion President.”

Vote Democrat… It’s easier than getting a job.

“They are Drawing Up Lists of Tax Increases and Cuts in Entitlement Programs. One Target: Big Corporations”

Which is worse, a Vice-President who can’t spell or a President who can’t add?

There are too many bills to pay without having to pay the one in Washington.

We were so poor that even Bill Clinton’s tax plan would’t call us rich.

“When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn’t think they were all going to be tax collectors.” — Jay Leno

The trouble with political jokes is that the dumbest one of them got elected President.

Election night
Bill: “Honey, we won!”
Hillary: “Honestly?!”
Bill: “Let’s not bring that up…”

Clinton is trying to tell us a no-frills medical care plan. Trouble is, medical care is a frill.

Bill: “Have you heard my last speech?”
Hillary: “No, I didn’t know it was the last one!”

Want to leave the other country absolutely devasted? Ruined? Unable to function for years?
Well, great, bring the troops home and send over some politicians.

One advantage Clinton has over past presidents is that doesn’t have to worry about how much time he should spend on his re-election campaign.

Is Whitewater used to wash the Yellow Streak off of Bill Clinton’s draft dodging back?

“Death, Taxes, and Democrats will always be with us, at least Death never gets any worse”

Why doesn’t Clinton have the courage to call his plan what it really is? “Socialism”

Clinton is not a “tax and spend” Democrat, he is a “contribute and invest” democrat.

On the Apirl 23, 1993 Tonight show, Jay Leno noted in his monologue that Clinton had broken so many promises that he has actually run out of promises to break! So he has asked his aids to bring him a list of all of Reagan’s and Bush’s promises so he can start working on breaking their promises too!

I’ve heard of the Clintons being referred to as Billary, combining Bill and Hillary. Well, why not switch it around and say “Hillbilly”… Hey! That fits all too well. And please I mean no offense to the President. Or her husband.

From The Simpsons in April of 1993:
[Bart] Didn’t you think there was something wrong when you were getting checks for doing nothing?
[Grandpa] I thought it was because the Democrats were back in power.

Reporter 1: The cult members seem totally brainwashed, and still place their blind faith in a false savior offering hollow promises of salvation!
Reporter 2: And that concludes our report from the Clinton White House.

The two U.S. cities with the highest alcohol consumption are Las Vegas and Washington, DC. The difference between the two is that in Washington the drunks are gambling with our money!

“Change, change, change… That’s all we’ll have in our pockets if Bill Clinton is elected president.” — George Bush

“Bill’s brother who who owns a band, Politics, will be playing at the inauguration if Bill Clinton gets elected. Bill’s brother will bring down the house just like Bill Clinton will bring down the country.” — MTV News

Clinton is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.

If 50% of adults are illiterate, how come Bill only got 43% of the vote?

The good news about Clinton’s health care is that everyone will be covered. The bad news is that it will be with dirt.

If character is not an issue, why isn’t Ted Kennedy president?

Clinton floated a strike on baseball’s opening day but most of his pitches are high and to the left.

If Clinton wanted legislation to burn down the Capitol building, Republicans in the Senate would introduce a compromise bill to burn it down over three years.

Food stamps are rationed so what makes you think government-run health care won’t be?

No one can call Clinton a cheap taxpayer. Look at how much he is costing the taxpayers.

When Bill’s Congress passes a law, it’s a joke…but when Hillary tells a joke, it’ the law.

Ever since he met JFK, Clinton wanted to be president in the worst possible way…now he’s succeeding beyond his wildest dreams.

Oxymoron of 1994: Whitewater Development.

Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll? You pull the string and it never tells the same story twice!

A George Bush watch has no hands and says “read my lips.”
A Ross Perot watch only runs sometimes.
A Clinton watch has two faces and neither one works.

One thing’s sure about Clinton–he sure doesn’t neglect domestic affairs.

Bob Kerrey, when asked about Bill Clinton dodging the draft: “Do I care if he evaded the draft? Well, a part of me does.” [Mr. Kerrey lost a leg in Vietnam]

Bill Clinton. The perfect thing if pro wrestling is too complicated for you.

A 200 dollar hair cut? What kind of example does that set? With hair like Clinton’s, two hundred bucks isn’t enough to make it look right.