How many alcoholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four – one to hold the bulb, and three to drink till the room spins!!

Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?

To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!

The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by putting
more women on his staff.

What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? The
pool table in the oval office!

Bill Clinton and Al Gore recently went to a diner to get a bite to eat.

A good looking waitress comes up and asks, “Can I take your order?”

Clinton says, “Yes, I like a quickie!”

She turns a little read and say, “Sir, with your past state of affairs I don’t think you should even be suggesting something like that. I will come back when you are ready to order from the MENU!”

As she walks away Gore leans over and says, “Bill, its pronounced quiche”.