After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference
and announced that they had a very successful conference and had
agreed on about 60% of what they discussed.

When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: “The Ten
commandments.”

President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one shoulder was a pair of ladies nylon panties.

Nervously one White House Aide approach the President and asked about the panties.

“Oh those,” Replied the President, “I’m trying to quit. That’s the patch.”

What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?

They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.

Capitalism and Communism arrive on time, but Socialism is nowhere to be found. Finally he arrives, out of breath and apologetic.

“I’m sorry,” says Socialism, “I was standing in line for sausage.”
Capitalism says – “What’s a line?”
And Communism says – “What’s a sausage?”

The following phrase:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no letters
left over, and using each letter only once) into:

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Coincidence? I think not!