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Top Ten Things That Math and Sex Have in Common

10. Explicit discussions of either topic is a faux pas at most cocktail parties.
9. Historically, men have been in control, but there are now efforts to get women more involved.

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City of Los Angeles High School Mathematics Proficiency Exam

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1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots, and shoots 18 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before having to reload?

2. Joey has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320, and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine?

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Top 10 Excuses for Not Turning in Math Homework

10. It’s Isaac Newton’s birthday.
9. I couldn’t decide whether i is the square root of -1 or i are the square root of -1.
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