Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.

Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come in!

Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!

Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!

Your Momma so dumb, she called information to ask for the number to 911!

Your Momma so fat her belt size says “equator”.

Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya come
back to complain she says – “For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?