It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

“Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” said the daughter.

“Did it not taste good?” her mother asked.

“I don’t know,” the blonde said. “It wouldn’t sit still!”

A young boy after hearing the story of Thanksgiving and how the Indians and the Pilgrims sat down together,climbed up into his father’s lap and said, “Daddy, did you know that if we were Indians, you would be a brave and Mom would be a squawk?”

“That is the best description of your mother I have ever heard,” replied his daddy as he ducked.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren’t you?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the stuffing too!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot more than I should have!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Diana.
Diana who?
Diana thirst too!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
General Lee.
General Lee who?
General Lee I don’t either!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sid.
Sid who?
Sid down. It’s time to eat!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all the food!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nother napkin.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Arron you having more cranberry sauce?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don eat all the stuffing, I want some more!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more sweet potatoes?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wil Ma make lots of food again this Thanksgiving?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up! I’m starved!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time to eat isn’t it?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Odette.
Odette who?
Odette’s a big turkey!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip a big plate and dig in!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis plate up too!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma real pig when it comes to eating Turkey!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther any more gravy?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma dinner’s gone. May I have dessert?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda piece of pumpkin pie?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Alva.
Alva who?
Alva nother piece please!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier fork for dessert.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers!

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with
breeding to perfect a better turkey.

His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there
were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating
attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts
to his friends at the general store get together. “Well I
finally did it! I bred
a turkey that has 6 legs!”

They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

“I Don’t know” said the farmer. “I never could catch the
darn thing!”

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, ‘Do these turkeys get any bigger?’

The stock boy answered, ‘No ma’ am, they’re dead.’