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Sex refers to the male and female, or female and female, or male and male, or male and female and female, or female and male and male and female and female, or male and female and horse, etc. interaction which can result in stained bedsheets, broken kitchen tables, unusual auto interior odours, webcam content, or the creation of a creature known as the baby. The primary purpose of sexual intercourse is to annoy the hell out of the people in the apartment below yours. In most cases, people have sex for pleasure, though it is occasionally done for other purposes, such as convincing the tollbooth operator to let you slide with 20 cents instead of 25.
Ladies, we all know there is no such thing as “perfect” but you can all give it a try.
Follow this movie to the letter for a few months and let us know what happened.
Send it to your friends.
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared.
The man, somewhat nervously said, “I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him”.
“Suit yourself,” the farmer replied, “the hens are round the back.”
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
Ive heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but Im new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
Im a thief, and Im here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
