Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says: “Pierre, kiss me!” Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips.

“What are you doing, Pierre?”, says the startled Marie.

“I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!

She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, “Pierre, kiss me lower.”

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.

“Pierre! What are you doing?’, asks the bewildered Marie.

“I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!”

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, “Pierre, kiss me lower!”

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,

“PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?”

“I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!”

This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds next to a small lake. Every day the new bridegroom was seen in a boat on the lake fishing.

Two old timers who was always setting on the dock thought it kinda funny that the groom was spending all his time on the lake. Well, their curiosity got the best of them and they confronted him when he came in for lunch. The first old man said, ” Son when I first got married me and my wife spent every day of our honeymoon in bed… well you know!”

The new groom said, “well, normally that’s what I would do, But she…well, she’s got gonorrhea.” The second old man said, ” well son haven’t you ever heard about oral sex? everybody’s doing it these days.” The groom says, “yes I have heard about that, but she also has pyorrhea.”

The first old man looks at the second old man, and they both nod to each other and offered this advice. “Sonny, in times like this you just might want to roll her over.”

The groom says ” I know all about that too, but she’s got diarrhea.” The two old men look at each other and at the same time they say, “Daggone Sonny…gonorrhea, pyorrhea, diarrhea, what the hell did ya marry her for?!”

He said “Well she’s also got worms,… And I dooo looove to Fish!!