Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?

A: She kept throwing out all the “W”s!

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “go do something to prove them wrong! Why don’t you learn all the state capitals or something?”

The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.

The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, “I’m NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!”

The guy doesn’t believe her, so she dares him to test her.
He says “Okay, what’s the Capital of Montana?”

The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, “That’s easy! It’s M!”

A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer.

He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place.

“Well,” said the demon, “the kegs all have holes in the bottoms, and the blondes don’t!”

Q: What is a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?

A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!