Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?

A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping

What is chemistry’s greatest achievement ……
Artificial blondes!

Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?

A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?

A: “Thanks for the refill!”

Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”

Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”