1. Weed
2. Vancouver: 2 million people and two bridges
3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder
4. The local wine doesn’t taste like malt vinegar
5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown
6. A university with a nude beach Read More…

George Bush: When you rearrange the letters becomes He bugs Gore.

Dormitory: … Dirty room

Evangelist: … Evil’s agent

Desperation: … A rope ends it
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10. Being told to ‘Think outside the box’ when you’re in a box all day long!

9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who’s behind you.

8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right mouse button, you’ll get a piece of cheese!
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