A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.

He sits down and the doctor says, “What’s the problem?”

The frog says, “Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?”

There were 4 monkeys in a tree.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
- It died.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
- It was tied on to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
- It got hit by the first two.

Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
- Peer pressure.

What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?

Answer: Cheap-Cheap

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A megasorass.

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single bat
STANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.

Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow: “What the heck
are you doing down there?”

And the fellow shouts back: “Yoga!”