Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?

A: A Lickalotapuss!

Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking his monkey?

A: Beef Stroganoff

Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?” Smitty says, “I want to get laid.”

So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.

After a few minutes, Harry hears really loud screeching and squawking, so he runs upstairs and into the room.

There’s Smitty, holding down the whore parrot and yanking out her colorful feathers.

“Harry, says Smitty, what the hell are you doing?”

Smitty says, “For a hundred bucks I want her nude!”

Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?

He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn’t stop as quick!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!